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Ask yourself... Are you sick and tired of being ripped off, or promoting other peoples get rich schemes? I know I was, and that is why I wrote "The Poor Slobs Guide to Becoming a Millionaire"

I was in the television news business and, like many people, desired a way to have more control of my destiny. You most likely do not know who Joey Thomas is, so let me quickly tell you a little it about myself. I'm a television documentary producer. I have produced films for the Discovery Channel, National Geographic and worked for ABC, NBC and CBS. As an employee I worked for but did not own what I produced. After much serious consideration about the circumstances surrounding my life I made the changes necessary to take control of my life. I now produce my own films  and own my own productions

How did this happen? I finally got smart and decided to take back my life. It didn't happen overnight and I didn't get rich quick. What I did get was smart. I wrote the Poor Slobs Guide to Becoming a Millionaire as a call to action for myself. So far, it has worked. Without going into a lot of sales talk and the typical BS, all I can tell you is that by reading this book you will at least have a few laughs and maybe jump start yourself into achieving what can be the beginning of living up to your fullest potential.

The choices you make right now will dictate the life that you will lead. Your Choice. The "Poor Slob Guide to Becoming a Millionaire" is a book that could be the wake up call your looking for.

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For us cave dwellers who live in Washington DC, one of the few bennies is close proximity to ground zero for the Washington Toast, one of the strangest (not to mention funniest) publications anywhere.

If you haven't been clued in to what the Toast does, it is a dead-on, straight faced parody of American newspapers. It is beautifully crude and sophomoric in a manner Mad magazine no longer aspires to, and for readers looking for some deathly funny satire in this politically-correct, can't-we-all-just-get-along, sissified age, it is a lighthouse in a stormy sea.

So what's The Washington Toast Articles you Won’t find in the Washington Post all about? It is a parody of those fin-de-siecle commemorative most major newspapers put out wrapping up what a great year it was in the news, ignorant of the fact that most of us could have cared less considering the coverage we had to tolerate. If you're up for slaughtering some sacred cows with a smile and have more of a sense of humor than your typical Thought Police Government Bureaucrat, then you've come to the right place.

For those of us who have long desired a good dose of wry and winsome humor The Washington Toast, is a treasure trove of biting satire and clever use of modern language. In this provocative website, you will find that the writers most often approach the subject at hand via parody, and some of the finest ever to have graced the internet since National Lampoon and the Harvard Lampoon.

The editors and writers at the Washington Toast, routinely attack the most sacred shibboleths and taboos of society, ranging from oil derricks erected on the white house lawn to a sagging Washington monument, from sexism to home surgery kits, and from politics to the dangers of traveling to Atlantic City. To be sure, the humor that results is by its very nature often tasteless and even a little but crude. For those of us with a taste for such bawdy fare, it's nice to have all this stuff in print and available for instant replay. Enjoy!

The Editors of the Washington Toast.

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